Dear John, This is your x-girlfriend. I'm sure your are wondering what the hell happened? Why did I brake up with you. I'm going to be honest. You're boring. You're vanilla, and your pathetic excuse of a penis can't satisfy me. WTF am I supposed to do with that little thing anyways? It can't satisfy me. Except lock it up in a cage and keep you in chastity. That's right. I want to make you my cuckold. So If you want me in your life you have a lot to think about John.
