Dear Diary,So today my roommates were at work and instead of doing my school work I decided to take a nap in the living room. It didn't take long before I was out like a light and entering a dream state, but here is were things got weird. In my dream I was sniffing my dirty sweaty tube socks, licking and sucking on my toes and sniffing my stinky feet nonstop! They stunk so good and tasted so salty I couldn't help myself from cleaning and slobbering all over them with my mouth! I took one last good deep whiff of my sweaty tube socks felt my eyes roll back and the next thing I know I was awake. The weirdest part about all of it was I really really enjoyed that dream. Probably more than I should have.
