Face it loser, your only reason for existing is paying girls like me. That's the closest you're ever going to get to a relationship, so accept and and fucking pay me. Go broke for me loser, you know you'd do it for a real live girl, but you can't get one of those.

Do you want me to destroy your manhood. I talk about how I'm gonna step on your nuts and do a variety of things to them that will leave you useless. Castration fans will love this clip.