So you want to have sex with me? Hmmm, ok, take your pants off and show me what you have there. Oh! Your dick and balls are dirty and stinky. I would never touch them like this. First you have to properly clean them. Get a glass of listerine and put your dick inside to disinfect it. Then take a peeling glove and an icy hot and follow more instructions. After I am done with you, your dick will be reaaaaaaly clean, hahaha! Or rather on fire! Red and raw. Well, loser, why do you think I would ever had sex with you? You are pathetic. Now I am going to meet a real man....