We both know that I am better than your wife. I mean that is basically a known fact at this point. But have you ever sat down and really compared the two of us? I want you to get a picture of your gross wife or girlfriend. Put it next to the screen, oh and try to get a picture that shows as much of her as possible. Let's break it down according to every single body part shall we. Let's start with the face? Who is more beautiful. Who's lips would you rather kiss? Who's tongue would you rather feel on your body? Next the breasts. . . well you get the point. I am going to win in every single category. Then after this little game is over, you have to go back to reality and be stuck with her. While you jerk off to me!
