It is a third time this month that my internet service is out. I had planned for fun online chat sessions or maybe arranging a date, but alas it looks like a boring weekend for me. Things take an unexpected twist when an anonymous package is delivered to me by the post office. I think it was a mis-delivery because I am expecting nothing and the mailing label is unreadable. I open the box to find a huge trainset packaged inside. Well, with no way to send it to the proper owner, I decide I am going to keep it and have fun with it — my way. I take a long time to set everything up as best as I can. It think it was probably very expensive, but no matter as I want to make a weekend of destruction out of it. I trash it completely, crushing and trampling every train, building, the bridge, tracks, etc. using a cute pair of my high heel shoes. Nothing is spared. Of course, the ruins are peed and shit upon by me, too. By the time I am done, the train is reduced to a jumble of broken and soiled pieces that I tossed into the box they came in. I hope the owner never finds this box – lol.Enjoy!
