One of those mornings when I was blasting out farts in ever position. On my side, my stomach, my back, standing. Every time I moved I had another fart slipping out. I waited til I got out most of the gas and then I went to the bathroom and thought it would be an easy shit, but instead it was one of those that ties my stomach up in knots! I finally got it out and you get a nice look at my shitting paper and of course the meal I left for you in the bowl!
