I know this little creep always hangs out in the parking lot and then lies down under girls' car - to get run-over when they drive home. And now I'm going to teach him a lesson! As I approach my car I see him go into hiding immediately and I know he laid down under my tire ... so I get in the car, start the engine, drive onto his tiny body - and stop! I get out and explain to him that I know about him and I'll play a game with him now. I drive off him again, grab him and put him in the legroom of the car. Then I put some bungee cords around the tire, grab the little perv and attach him to the tire. I get back into the car and start to drive around the parking lot ... very slow in the beginning ... then a little faster ... mercilessly crushing his tiny body more and more under the tire! In the meantime, I'm enjoying myself and singing along as I crush him ... bump ... bump ... bump ...
