Here are some quotes from Tulip:Are you happy that your girlfriend is a proud pooper? And not a shameful shitter, like your ex-girlfriend? How much of a shameful shitter do you have to be to even close the door, to not even let your boyfriend smell the turd that you just took in the toilet? That is not right to me. It seems too much.That is why I am here to display what a proud pooper, I am. Shitting straight from my feminine fecal-factory, into your crap-catching mouth. You are so lucky. So lucky to be there to catch the crap that comes out of my crap-cave.Catching a warm, brown baguette that comes out of my crap-factory. As, I proudly push it out into your mouth. Making that caca connection. I pushed out a fat, long turd, today.Do you want to see that brown shit-hole? I just pushed out a fucking turd, onto your face. Keep stroking that little cock, as you think about how lucky you are to have a girlfriend, like me. Who is as giving as me. Who pushes out fresh, warm caca doo doos, for you. From my naked, stinky girl-ass. All of my shit is yours to consume. Remember that.This is your Sunday worship. I do not think it is a coincidence that we do this on Sundays.I just took a nasty shit, on your face. And yet, you still want to pledge your allegiance. Even after this beautiful, bare, beastly bum produced a big, fat, stinky, smelly turd. You still pledge your allegiance. That says a lot, Poo-vert.Unlike your ex-girlfriend, I want you to see my naked, shitty, stinky ass. I want you to smell the produce of my stinky shit. I want you to see my crap-factory turn from pink to brown.I love producing fresh, warm baguettes for you. Giving you a brown baguette for breakfast. A stinky, filthy, brown baguette.An ass, unlike your own, that is desirable, and not hairy. But still is stinky and shitty, as ever. Both our asses produce probably the same amount of shit. But why is it that mine is so desirable and beautiful? But yours is not?Even after I just took a big, nasty, fucking turd, from my bare ass, onto your face. If anything, that makes you desire my ass more.Beauty and the beast. Beastly shit. Beastly stink. Beastly, shitty, stinky turd. That comes out of this crap-cave. This shit-hole. This turd-tunnel.I just took a big, fucking, filthy shit, in your mouth. Unlike your ex-girl-friend, I want you to see how filthy, how shitty, how crappy my crap-cave can truly be. I want you to know what my shit looks like. What it smells like. What it tastes like. And to witness my poop-hole turning from pink to brown. And it is in need of a good wipe. And yet, you still jerk your little cock, looking at my shitty, brown hole. You inhale the scent of my shit, and stink, as you jerk that little cock.You are addicted to that beastly stink. The stink never smells like flowers. Never smells like tulips. And I am proving to you, over and over again that it always fucking stinks.
