Be my personal fart cushion! You just can't get enough! Is it the smell? The sound? My guess is it's a mixture of all three. Since you know for a fact I would never let you go near my pussy, or even look your way I've turned you into my personal fart cushion. The only way I'll be in the same room with you is sitting on your face with my gassy ass letting my huge farts rip on your face! I'm especially sweaty & gassy after a good workout. Ok pervert put your hand on your penis and rub to my smelly ass in these yoga pants, don't they make my ass look delicious? Stroke for a little while, make your balls hurt for my stinky ass....beg for my farts.
