What a terrifying day you are about to have. You irresponsibly decided to sneak into my living room and what a mistake that was! I begin to vacuum with you just barely under the couch of course you are thrilled to see that I'm naked, you run over into my dressing room, vacuum is dangerously close.. you rush under the bed, but I begin to vacuum there as well. No escape you hid three more times, but over and over the suspense is rough, i come so close to you over and over you see how well my vacuum sucks up, and it has even hovered just above. you never know when you will be sucked up by my loud powerful vac. HA! I got you I knew you were there all along! Now trapped in my vac I taunt you laugh and mock you. So pathetic sitting in the canister with all the dust dirty hairs! LOL! You try to sneak through the hose to freedom but i just turn it right back on and suck you back into the dirty depths of my vacuum cleaner.
