Come over here slave - can't you see how dirty our riding boots are?! You'll clean off all the mud from the paddock and all the dirt from the stables off our boots - with your tongue obviously! First, you'll clean the leather on top, start at the tip of the boot and then slide your tongue up the whole boot leg ... and only after you've finished the tops, you'll get to work on the disgusting dirty soles. Can you guess what we stepped into with our riding boots? Better stop thinking about it and start licking! And in between we'll give you a little variety ... we take off our riding boots to put our sweat-soaked, stinky riding socks on your nose. You still can taste the dirt you licked off our boots and now the foot smell creeps into your nose. Which is worse for you? Do you want to continue smelling our socks? Or go back to boot licking?!
