Oh, poor loser, did I keep you waiting long in the cold wet weather?! I know it was pretty mean to order you to wait here, wearing just a t-shirt instead of a warm coat ... but it's going to get even more mean ... you'll now get on your knees on the cold ground and clean my dirty boot soles with your tongue. After a walk in this weather the tread is packed with mud and dirt - and you'll clean out all of the dirt. You don't expect me to get into the car with boots this dirty, do you?! And yes, you'll swallow all of this disgusting dirt! Oh, your knees hurt? Oh, you're freezing? Oh, it's disgusting? Do you really think I care?! You won't stop or get up before my boots are completely clean again - and if you complain again, I'll get up, walk through the muddy puddle next to my car and we'll start all over again!
