We have been dating for a little while, and I really like you! You're so sweet, and you do so many nice things for me. You really are a prince aren't you? Except for one tiny problem...the tiny problem in your pants. You know a woman like me is wild and sexy and while I enjoy your company, I just can't see myself fucking that tiny dick...like...ever! I have a proposal for you sweety, if you want to keep me, you're going to have to let me have other men in my life. I'll let you watch of course, and you're so good at spoiling and pampering me that I really want to be with you...just not in bed! And you know you'll never get another woman as hot as me to go out with you. So just accept that I'm going to have other lovers, maybe another boyfriend. And when it's time for us to have babies, well, I can't wait to see whos they are, since we know they won't be yours!
