Alone again with your dick in your hand on a Friday night? Duh, of course you are. You are the kind of loser who knows you'll always be happier sitting in front of a screen, stroking to my beauty, humiliated by the truths I tell you, rather than hang out with your friends, or even try and fail to go out with the kind of loser woman who would go out with a loser like you. You have programmed yourself to only get aroused by women like me: so fucking hot that you could never even imagine fucking me. You know that I'm so unattainable to a fuckwit like you, and now that's the only kind of girl that gets you hard! Well sit back, relax, and enjoy your Friday night with me jerkaholic. You know I'll make it fun.
