Well, loser? Today you'll get to feel my converse sneakers on your face! The tread and the rubber soles will provide me with excellent grip - and they'll provide you with massive pain! How does it feel when I concentrate my full weight on just the balls of my feet and press the check pattern mercilessly into your face skin? But we won't stop until your whole face is covered with this beautiful pattern anyway! Maybe I should just stomp on it a couple of times? Or jump onto your face?! :-D I'm pretty sure it feels like I'm ripping the skin off your bones when I grind these rubber soles on your face, doesn't it? Well, that's just what a human shoe rag has to endure!
