Today we're going to test out, how long you can endure with little to no oxygen! I'll get comfy on you, sit down on your face with my hard jeans ass and smother you underneath. While you're to endure the pain, I explain to you, that you'll be allowed to take 3 breaths in the beginning, when I get up - but then we'll reduce your air even more and next time, you'll only be allowed to breathe 2 times - and finally you'll only be allowed to breathe once. Of course, I know neither 1, nor 2, nor 3 breaths are enough to refill your oxygen reserves - and so it will get harder and harder for you, seat pad! How long will you endure this brutal treatment?!
