When you have the cult of good food, but the nutritionist has prescribed you light food to eat (low-fat cheese and low salt bread sticks, yuck!!!)... we're sure it's not a laughing matter: it's a drama! We need to sharpen our wits and find a way to survive: if you reduce or remove fat from your food, it becomes tasteless and unpalatable! So, I called my new friend Cristina (21 years old), 'cause she usually complains about the terrible stench usually coming from her feet. Obviously, I kindly asked her to take off her sneakers. My idea was using her cheesy feet as a tasty plate (instead of the usual ceramic plate) and adding some toejam to the poor menu suggested by my cruel dietitian. Then, I put the tasteless low-fat cheese on the smelly soles of Cristina and started to remove savory jam from her toes (and dead skin cells from soles) with my low salt bread sticks. Now, finally, the food tastes good, yum!!!
