My riding boots are really filthy - the soles completely covered in mud and quite a lot of dirt on top as well. And this loser is going to clean them now with his tongue. First, he'll have to lick the leather until it's nice and shiny again - then get to work on the really dirty soles and eat all the mud from them! It's too funny to see his tongue getting more and more dirty with every second as he tries to get all the filth from by boot soles - while I just ignore him and grab a magazine! In the end he also has to lick all the dirt that has fallen off from the ground!
