So, you've been waiting patiently for me in the car while I was hiking for a couple of hours? Well, I'll give you a hiking experience now ... just a different one ... one more suitable for a slave :-D Come on, lay down in the dirt next to the car - I'm going to trample all over you now! Do you see the deep tread on the hard rubber boot soles? I know the edges are really sharp ... but they leave behind such nice marks on human skin! Can you handle it if I stand on your face with my full weight?! Not that I really care ... you'll just have to endure it somehow anyway :-D Maybe I'll even stomp or jump on your face?! Let's see how playful I feel today :-D
